Recipe for a Cinnabunny: 1/2 cup warm water, .25 oz of yeast, 1/2 cup milk, 2 beaten eggs, 4 cups flour, maybe like 12 cottontails, 12 sets of itty bitty bunny ears, a ton of whiskers, and the moral understanding that what’s about to come out of your kitchen is a true abomination. And a dash of salt.

Specs: 7(w) x 8(d) x 9(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!