Some baguettes dream of Parisian cafs. Amuseables Caprese Baguette prefers a field at dawn, fitted with a tote bag and a keen eye. Car boot sales are her happy place the thrill of the hunt, the joy of the bargain. Her most recent find? A vintage teapot for 1!

She has an eye for a deal and a knack for gentle haggling polite, but firm. By lunchtime, shes home with her haul, ready to show Amuseables Brie and Camembert her latest finds over a pot of something brewed in that new-old teapot.

Next weekend? Its a done deal.