Amuseables Asparagus is currently pursuing the world record for well, the most world records.

He already holds several impressive titles: Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division), Longest Polite Applause, and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates…

With boundless enthusiasm and impeccably neat tips, Asparagus keeps a clipboard close and dreams big. Hes convinced that if he just adds one more certificate, hell achieve his ultimate title: Most Determined Stalk in History.

Dimensions:8.7in x 2.8in x 2.8inSitting Height:7inMain Materials:PolyesterInner Filling:Polyester Fibers, PE BeansHard Eye